Bison
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Coffee Mug
For planning high trees, son.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
North West
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Jesus
Hose B
A son of a hitch!
Get out of my son!"
Bison.
Jose and Hose "B."
Because he left his son.
Men at Work
per
James Bonding bah dun tss
Hide n' seek
Because he's your mom's kid.
Your bike.
He Park in son's space
Jos and Josb
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Get out of my son!
Stop cracking your NaCles."
Because Jesus saves.
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Bizon Joke by:
son-of-a-b***h..!!!
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
His son with the xbox.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
Because he's a little prick!
She gives birth to a son.
By son.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Jose and Hose B
Jose
Jos and Hose-B
Well, you never know!
His grades were below sea level
He saw a .
Bi-son
Get out of my son.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Bison!
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Old King Coal !
Jose and Hoseb
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
OC A parka, son.
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
Chip. Sorry.
Son of a..
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
A son Bern
She named him Oedipus.
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
Looking sharp.
To stop a kid napping.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Where's pop corn
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
You Cantaloupe.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
They put him under joint custody.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
Bye, son.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Because two Eds are better than one.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Jesus, take the wheel!
Do you mind getting out of my son.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Bud.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.
Praystation
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
A milkshake!
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
M'self
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
He thought he was melting.
Turkey"
attaturk.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
