What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...