What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.