Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !