Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.