Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.