Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)