Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.