Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.