Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.