Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd