How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard