How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.