How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard