How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard