How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!