How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!