How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!