How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!