Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...