Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects