Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.