Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...