Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...