I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
The retail store.
They though it was Riel funny!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
It's just too hard.
My erection.
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Mourning wood
They both die if you chop them
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...
One baby in ten trash cans.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Jingle Fett