I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
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In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Mourning wood! :)
An erection
Because, time will always tell.
Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )
Because old habits die hard.
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.
A baby in a microwave
Microwaves.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
A baby in the microwave :)
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
He threw them off their tracks.