I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
The drizzle
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
His left hook.
Vote!
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Whacks on, whacks off.
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
chickens
To the Mork.
Cook them in the microwave
She puts in in the microwave.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
You shake a baby.
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
He was afraid to go down the tracks.