How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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There's too many Links.

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Oz Moses.

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips