How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips