Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
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It's nacho fault.
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
With tortilla chips
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
A Mississippi cup.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
The bucket
I can't gargle sand.
A hand shake.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Miss Carriage
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
To find Pooh!
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
