Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
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It's nacho fault.
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
With tortilla chips
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
A horoscope.
A tail pail!
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
Racism has many faces
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
A: Rhesus Pieces.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
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