Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips

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At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost