Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
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It's nacho fault.
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
With tortilla chips
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
One child in ten buckets.
A: A red bucket.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
a handshake
A visit from the cops.
A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)
A Mississippi cup.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.
A Clock-18
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!