Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
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It's nacho fault.
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
With tortilla chips
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
Using the lords name in vanity
A baby with a punctured lung
Help! My pocket's been picked!
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
A tacodile
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
