Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!