How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it