How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips