Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.