Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.