Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Xanax Jokes More Xanax Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.