Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.