Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.