Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.