When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Just-ice
He was petrified.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
It's 0K.
Netflix and chill.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
I'm udderly freezing!
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You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
She puts in in the microwave.
Vodka does not freeze
Because they let IT go
Are you 0K
He stole her blanket.
Both are a glaze
An ice Kareem clone
Freezing.
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
A smoke aLaama.
A double-vowel shotgun.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
He wanted to have some stage presents.
Because it'd Krampus style.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
They are missing 2 towers
They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
Summer, they like it before it's cool
He wears a coat and pants.
