How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.