How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.