How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!