How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!