How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!