Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong