Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.