Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong