Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.