Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.