Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.