Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!