What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.