What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.