Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.