Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.