Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.