Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "