Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "