Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.