How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole