How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.