How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g