To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
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Coffee Mug
Because they always get stoned
Weed out only the best suppliers
It was a sting operation.
Because he tripped
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
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He said : "Nah amine"
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
A hummingbird
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
Everywhere
Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
A rockin' roller.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk
Because he kneaded a poo.
Chevy Chase.
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