Drug Dealer Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Cotton Picker Jokes More Cotton Picker Jokes

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*