What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor