What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"