What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor