Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Slow down and grab some lube!!
So.. you seeing anyone "
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Hinduism... Om......
You can drop her off wherever.
Drop dead gore-geous!
They have bad mammaries.
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Dinner
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
You don't talk about fight club.