What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria