What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Nigeria Jokes More Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria