What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Nigeria Jokes More Nigeria Jokes

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.