Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Defy Jokes More Defy Jokes

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him