What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".