What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic