Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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