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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Annette.

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Holy

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Using the lords name in vanity

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.