What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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A Christian bail

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Gorilla Warfare.

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Star wars !

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!