What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Broccoli

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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me