What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom