What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!