What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE