What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.