How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.