How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the difference between pizza and a black guy?

The pizza can feed a family

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.