How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans