How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.