What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt