What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Cashews.

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He nuts and bolts.

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He falls off

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Bolt upright.