What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt