He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
piece of cake
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Aye, there's the wub"
A widow
Old bae.
He dumped his girlfriend
Because he nuts and bolts.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
He was hammered.
A cross-threader
Bolt upright.
