He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
EOM
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
He wanted to be on time.
Well let me tell you...
His Feyonce.
Nut and bolt
A Brazilian
He was hammered.
The handycap.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."