What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !