What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya