What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !