How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell