How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.