How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell