How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

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both of them

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.