How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full