How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.