How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.