How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....