Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe