Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Traditional Marriage Jokes More Traditional Marriage Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.