Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.