Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe