What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry