What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.