Romeo Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Juliet Favorite Fruit Jokes More Juliet Favorite Fruit Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!