Romeo Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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