What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."