What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.