What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.