What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.