Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .