Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?