Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .