What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head