What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod