What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Curt Jokes More Curt Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod