How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!