What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.