What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

One Jokes More One Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.