What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

www.innie the pooh.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.