What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.