What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.