What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time