What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...