What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.