What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.